schelton

A particularly strange individual (in a good way). Generally resides in their own world, and doesn't care what others think of them. One of the most real, loyal, funny, and strangely attractive people you will meet. Very good at extinguishing sexual tension and making suggestive noises. Their habitat mainly consists of darkness and video games. Usually very blonde with porcelain skin. Refer to their genitalia as their "little thunderbolt".

He's such a schelton!!

schelton by DaddyF March 4, 2017

Lyle Shelton 

Lyle Shelton - An act by an anti-gay or anti-trans person designed to remove, rescind, restrict or amend legislative protections for Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, Trans or Intersex people.

We were disappointed to see the member of parliament attempt to Lyle Shelton the anti-discrimination provisions of the legislation.

Lyle Shelton by Gay Australia August 23, 2016

Shelton's Law 

(noun):

1. The law that is imposed upon everyone once 2:00 A.M. has arrived but is only imposed after someone yells it to the group at hand. Which then, after the law has been stated, the group (or person, if said person states it upon his or herself) must stay up for the rest of the night and long into the next day, no matter what (unless a person can provide a legitimate reason as to why they need sleep that particular night).

JS: It's 2:00 A.M. already?

JB: Wait no I- !!

JS: SHELTON'S LAW!!!!!!

JB: *sighs* Alright fine, let's go get coffee and some Monsters.

JS: WHOO!! Never gonna sleep!!! *darts out of the room*

Shelton's Law by Phoenix_Gold September 28, 2011

Shelton 

A classic man, usually someone who knows everybody but truly only keeps the select elite close to him , always attains the baddest females around but doesn't do much with them after that, attracts a lot of lames because deep down he really is one, versatile in character/knowledge. Smart, Brave, and Bold. Christian man. Often Introverted but able to come out that shell. Multi-talented. Excels in being different and unique .

That's some Shelton ish.

Shelton by Bill Arnsparger December 22, 2016

Sheltonize 

Taking normal, everyday things and making them extreme. Slang term introduced into the Greenville, OH region. Thought to have been introduced by people who would do unnecessarily extreme things like rip sleeves off of shirts, wear sleeveless shirts in cold weather, and drink highly caffeinated energy drinks.

The douchebag had to "Sheltonize" a perfectly good t-shirt by cutting the sleeves off, so he could be a sweet broseph and wear it to the gym.

The guys at the gym "sheltonized" their flow session by drinking AMP before hand.

Sheltonize by dmoneyduck April 27, 2009

shelton 

hot!!!!

he is soooo shelton

shelton by the opprotunity November 5, 2010

Shelton 

A very hot,funny,smart and kind girl,beautiful on the inside and outside.

Wow she's really like A Shelton

Shelton by BaconDabb December 7, 2016