Schneiding

being a freaky ahh boi on some feet type shi
*winds up for ultimate punch* DAN, I OUGHTA SHOW YOU WHAT DE-FEET REALLY LOOK LIKE

Person 1: bro WHAT?? is there something on my foot?!!
Person 2: ...
Person 1: u Schneiding fr

Schneiding by Fugalat00gun March 9, 2026

Scheniving

A word used to describe someone who is both scheming and conniving.

"They’re always the ones conniving and scheming. Sometimes they do both. I call that scheniving." - Sarge RvB

Scheniving by saiyan*queen*vega February 7, 2007

schneidering 

To receive very enthusiastic oral sex by a bearded little man.

I met a guy yesterday and his schneidering was incredible.

schneidering by Moomops August 27, 2022

Schnerdling

Slang term for a restroom, courtesy of Tom and Ray from CarTalk. Pronounced "SHNURD-ling", and based on a mis-read of the word "Scherdling", which was seen on a bathroom sign in Iceland.

"I need to go use the Schnerdling"
"I have to go take a Schnerdle"

Schnerdling by SgtKashim October 16, 2008

Schnecking 

Teesside Slang For Sumone Who Is Noseing About (Being Nosey)

Awh Seen Lurch Schnecking About Again

Schnecking by LurchRandall April 14, 2010

Schnecking 

The act of shirking responsibility out of laziness while knowing your decision to do so will harm others.

I could have reported those crime statistics like I was supposed to, but I decided schnecking would be easier.

Schnecking by squidgit November 14, 2014

scheifing 

scheifer is shitting in ones ear for pleasure. It's not very common but some people (mainly faggots and kenny) do this sort of stuff. Old people from Russia do this constantly. It is a tradition amongst their people and heritage. But all of the people in America (besides kenny) think that stuff is gross but funny.

1. Hello old russian lady...do you wanna have a scheifing party?

2. Kenny just got scheifed by his mom.

3. Josh just got scheifed violently by his cat.

scheifing by Brandon Zimmerman & Brandon Young April 17, 2007