Schneedling 

When two women braid their pubic hair together and go jack off.

"I saw Tayler and Cassy schneedling yesterday."
"Yeah, how was it?"
"It was ok, but their pubic hair was a bit too long, and it took away from the overall presentation. In short, I've seen better."

Schneedling by Juliusceasar191 May 15, 2010

Schnerdling

Slang term for a restroom, courtesy of Tom and Ray from CarTalk. Pronounced "SHNURD-ling", and based on a mis-read of the word "Scherdling", which was seen on a bathroom sign in Iceland.

"I need to go use the Schnerdling"
"I have to go take a Schnerdle"

Schnerdling by SgtKashim October 16, 2008

schnoodling 

Where two men, presumably gay, engage in pulling one man's foreskin over the other man's cockhead and one proceeds to whack off both men.

Bruce and Larry were schnoodling, and Bruce got a hood full of man goo.

schnoodling by john crapper April 1, 2008

Schnoodling 

verb - 1. the act of 2 men one being circumsized and the other being uncircumsized where they pull the extra foreskin of the uncircumsized penis over the circumsized mans penis and proform masterbation in turns of both penises at that same time.

crude definiton - two gay men stand facing each other and you take their extension cords and plug them together "Huston we have dick sex!"

noun - 2. used as a title of action to explain someone's utter dislike for a situation, or idea.

1. "some gay men like to schnoodle while some prefer butt sex"

2. "dude that is gayer than schnoodling."

Schnoodling by METAL BLOOD July 9, 2009

schpeeling 

1. The action of speaking quickly with much energy.
2. The action of imparting Interesting information.

see schpeel
see schpeeler
see schpeeled

1. She had the habit of schpeeling all day long.
2. We were all wiser after hearing him schpeeling to his friend on the phone.

schpeeling by Schpeeler May 28, 2003

schnoodling 

when two uncircumsized men stand facing eachother with thier penises touching and pull thier foreskin

Man1: Last nigh that schnoodling was great.
Man2: Yeah when we were rubbing our cocks

schnoodling by THE HIGHLAND SCHIZO October 7, 2003

Schroedling

The act of taking a phone call when other people are waiting for you.

Are you schroedling me?

Schroedling by mrglenna April 26, 2019