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Schneedling

When two women braid their pubic hair together and go jack off.
"I saw Tayler and Cassy schneedling yesterday."
"Yeah, how was it?"
"It was ok, but their pubic hair was a bit too long, and it took away from the overall presentation. In short, I've seen better."
by Juliusceasar191 May 15, 2010
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Schnerdling

Slang term for a restroom, courtesy of Tom and Ray from CarTalk. Pronounced "SHNURD-ling", and based on a mis-read of the word "Scherdling", which was seen on a bathroom sign in Iceland.
"I need to go use the Schnerdling"
"I have to go take a Schnerdle"
by SgtKashim October 16, 2008
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schnoodling

Where two men, presumably gay, engage in pulling one man's foreskin over the other man's cockhead and one proceeds to whack off both men.
Bruce and Larry were schnoodling, and Bruce got a hood full of man goo.
by john crapper April 1, 2008
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Schnoodling

verb - 1. the act of 2 men one being circumsized and the other being uncircumsized where they pull the extra foreskin of the uncircumsized penis over the circumsized mans penis and proform masterbation in turns of both penises at that same time.

crude definiton - two gay men stand facing each other and you take their extension cords and plug them together "Huston we have dick sex!"

noun - 2. used as a title of action to explain someone's utter dislike for a situation, or idea.
1. "some gay men like to schnoodle while some prefer butt sex"

2. "dude that is gayer than schnoodling."
by METAL BLOOD July 9, 2009
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schpeeling

1. The action of speaking quickly with much energy.
2. The action of imparting Interesting information.

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1. She had the habit of schpeeling all day long.
2. We were all wiser after hearing him schpeeling to his friend on the phone.
by Schpeeler May 28, 2003
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schnoodling

when two uncircumsized men stand facing eachother with thier penises touching and pull thier foreskin
Man1: Last nigh that schnoodling was great.
Man2: Yeah when we were rubbing our cocks
by THE HIGHLAND SCHIZO October 7, 2003
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Schroedling

The act of taking a phone call when other people are waiting for you.
Are you schroedling me?
by mrglenna April 26, 2019
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