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Schneezing 

The instinctive act to supress all bad and shmigooglize it to all that is good. This is not always true when the recipient of the schneezing is red or of the R.E.D religion. If your name begins with J you should probably check your schneezing for gingevitis. Only the gods and direct decendents of King Schneezofat III can reverse the effects of schneezing (ex. DR. SCHNEEZING, NURSE SCHNEEZING). Many mistake schneezing for the word schneezingtown, which is the place where the gods of schneezing rest and deschneezingate.
I'd watch your schneezing, if I were you.
Schneezing by CLINTCLYMER February 7, 2010
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Sneezing Tourettes 

The shouting of expletives or profanity whilst sneezing.
My mom grounded me after I shouted "fuck" while I sneezed; she just doesn't know what it's like to have sneezing tourettes.
Sneezing Tourettes by ASUcrew January 29, 2012

Sneezing Bronco 

While hitting it doggy style, you grab onto her hip with one hand and toss a dusting of pepper toward her face with the other. Hold your pepper hand in the air like a bronc rider, and prepare for the ride-- her sneezing fit will make her box repeatedly clench around your dick and release until she clears the pepper. Her natural reaction will be to pull away as she squeezes, so hang on!
"Otto, did you go home alone last night?"

"No, I pulled the sneezing bronco on my co-worker...rode her for 10 seconds"
Sneezing Bronco by Lee P April 11, 2008

Gossip sneezing 

It's a word that was originated in the Love Island game and it is used to refer to someone that sniffs out gossip from one or more people and then spreads it to alot of people, just like how someone might sneeze improperly and the snot would touch alot of people
E.g Chelsea is such a gossip sneezer

Dont tell Vidal your secrets he's a pro at gossip sneezing
Gossip sneezing by Princessjr August 24, 2019

Sneezing In The Cabbage 

Perfoeming oral on a female
Sneezing In The Cabbage by Puddin October 7, 2004

sneezing fuentes 

When a girl sneezes on your dick and you use the snot as lubrication to screw her in the ass.
Girl: What're you doing?
Boy: Sneeze on my dick, I'm gonna screw your ass. You know, a sneezing fuentes.
Girl: It's snot lubrication!
Boy: Yes it is!

sneezing viper 

When a girl sneezes while giving a blowjob. Usually biting down on her partner's dick.
"My girlfriend did a sneezing viper last night."
sneezing viper by CrazyBacon88 January 13, 2017