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Schmurtled
The state of being wasted to a level of feeling like a turtle upside down on its shell unable to turn over.
Schmurtled by Tha Evil March 1, 2010
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Schmupple • Schmapple Jacked • Schmupper • Schmuppet • Schmurple • schnupple • ShmuppleMcGupple • schmooples • schmuckle • schmooplette
Schnapple
Schnapple by yocoffeagirl July 25, 2020
Schmuppin
Female who is fairly easy. They vary from good-looking to haggard and tend to be around more than most prefer. Hooking up with a schmuppin usually occurs when a male is inebriated.
Schmuppin by Young Breezy featuring Iron Fist January 20, 2008
schmuggle
schmuggle by Darth Fureon April 21, 2006
Schmurgle
Schmuffle Bag
Schmuffle Bag by Notjeep November 30, 2011
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