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Schmuckers Slap 

When one recruits a dog and a human to have a sexual escapade with them.

Process:
1. Acquire some Smuckers Jelly (Concord Grape is preferable)
2. Paste it all over your hand
3. Rear the hand back all the way in order for the Slap to be most effective
4. Slap it on the ass real good and rub it in
5. Leave the Jelly on for 10 seconds before having your dog lick it up
6. Enjoy.
Man I want to get a schmuckers slap right now.
I just got schmucked.
We are schmucking right now.

schlepper 

A laborer. Someone so stupid or ill-educated that he is employed to fetch and carry things.

From the Yiddish schlep, to drag.
We have to reorganize the warehouse. Get in a bunch of schleppers.
schlepper by mrdobolino November 29, 2012

Schmuppin 

Female who is fairly easy. They vary from good-looking to haggard and tend to be around more than most prefer. Hooking up with a schmuppin usually occurs when a male is inebriated.
That schmuppin got drunk in my room and puked all over my shit.

Schnupfer Xare 

The definition of a legend.

He schnupfs all your snuff tobaco grenzenlos. He nimms si halt de zeit to teach you how to produce a bries. The most important question is if he has a wife, his answer: Na! Na! Desweng schnupf i dass i koane griag
Moreover he is the reason for the Briesentum, he gave Brieses the 10 Bries Gebote and monitors us all from Lohberg (the parabries)
When you die you rest in bries and your soul will go to Xare's where you will schnupf grenzenlos forever
"Warum na scho wieda a grenzenlose?" - "es is brieszember"
"Da dads mi etz glei a so reissn"
"Bou schnupf"
"Tobakbladla, Tobakscherm"
"Xaver Multerer, auch bekannt als Schnupfer Xare"

schmexpert 

New York Tri-Borough (Brooklyn, Queens, Bronx) area conjunctive term for an individual portraying themselves with a particular demeanor of being both a schmuck and a self proclaimed expert.
"Yo' Joey, you're a real schmexpert aren't 'ya. We don't like your attitude, and you think you know everything."
schmexpert by Laguna Pete August 27, 2006

Schlapperhippel 

To undertake research or analysis, but not follow up on any of the outcomes or recommendations.
To ensure this expensive organisational evaluation isn’t a schlapperhippel, we need to ensure that we remain engaged and take action to address the findings.
Schlapperhippel by Retchid August 23, 2018