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Not knowing exactly what you are attracted to, but will willingly insert your genitalia into any living organism that gives even the slightest of content.
"I mean yea she was blacked out but I'm schafsexual so of course I fucked her"
by Shglubidy January 24, 2017
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Aug 3 Word of the Day
Condition which causes you to place an Amazon order, then shortly after remember something else you needed and place another order.
Wow, 10 Amazon boxes showed up on my door today. My Amazheimer's must be acting up again.

Person 1: Bro, your Amazheimer's is getting out of control.
Person 2: It's OK, I have Prime.
by SamboMayhem August 01, 2020
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