schafsexual
Not knowing exactly what you are attracted to, but will willingly insert your genitalia into any living organism that gives even the slightest of content.
schafsexual by Shglubidy January 24, 2017
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scransexual
scransexual by Chase Chase March 29, 2017
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schafsexual • shaysexual • Scamsexual • Scarsexual • Schmosexual • scransexual • scrapsexual • shansexual • ShaoSexual • Shawsexual
shansexual
shansexual by young.sbz April 25, 2020
Schmosexual
A state of being lying between machosexual and metrosexual. The Schmosexual male is "average" in that he exhibits some attributes of a metrosexual male (keen fashion sense, pride in hygiene) and some of the machosexual (a joy of outdoor hobbies, other activities deemed manly), but never having all the attributes of either archetype. He is a Joe Schmo male.
Schmosexual by WhyNotWilliam November 23, 2014
scrapsexual
when a human beings sexual attraction is limited to certain scraps in the rubbish, pollution, and dirty materials and objects.
"Lilly keeps digging through my trash at night and wakes me up, I think shes scrapsexual!"
"My weird friend Georgia hs been sexually eyeing my empty yogurt cups a bit often than necessary... I think she may be scrapsexual, or just has a weird fetish for empty yogurt cups. "
"My weird friend Georgia hs been sexually eyeing my empty yogurt cups a bit often than necessary... I think she may be scrapsexual, or just has a weird fetish for empty yogurt cups. "
scrapsexual by georgefaxel October 12, 2020
ShaoSexual
Thall shall only fuck a fellow Shao. Shaosexual is a sexual mix of shao shao and monkey rolling into a sexual romantic manor of love. When you are Shaosexual it means you love only the shaos and shall fuck only the shaos. Shao Shao😇😇
Person 1: Look at the Monkey King😱 He is so strong and intimidating!!
Person 2: Yeah he is intimidating I heard he is ShaoSexual😱
Person 1: What is ShaoSexual?
Person 2: It means he only will fuck his ShaoMates💯
Person 2: Yeah he is intimidating I heard he is ShaoSexual😱
Person 1: What is ShaoSexual?
Person 2: It means he only will fuck his ShaoMates💯
ShaoSexual by MonkeynatingGangBanger December 16, 2020
Scarsexual
Person A: I’m coming out as scarsexual!
Person B: you’re a fucking weirdo Morgan hey some help please.
Person B: you’re a fucking weirdo Morgan hey some help please.
Scarsexual by Edward Newgate June 22, 2021
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