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schmer

1:the word schmer means i dont know or if you are unsure of the question you have been asked to anwser
2:the word schmer can also be a symbol of laziness or carefree atitude.
person 1: where did you place my cooking apron
person 2:schmer
by jacko stanton January 9, 2006
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Schmer

A schmer is a name for some who likes to lick elastic bands or asks if the oven is electric when it clearly is.

A Schmer is also someone who asks a stripper how much tax she pays during a raunchy dance to LL Cool J.
Sometimes Schmers can be disguised as normal people who work in Burger King.
Oh Hello, is this electric? You such a schmer.

So then my darling, how much tax do you pay? What? Get off my delicious ass you schmer.
by Frank Paradise April 22, 2021
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scamera

portmanteau of scam and camera, a term used to describe traffic cameras, speed cameras, red light cameras. which are all about making money not safety
Since the red light scamera was installed they shortened the duration of the yellow light to boost revenue now there are a lot more accidents.
by Just_sayin' July 4, 2021
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Scherm

(N.) A person who is being rude in a pretentious, self-glorifying fashion, while they actually have more flaws to be pointed out about themselves.
Scherm: "Were you just flirting with that guy over there? He's dating someone! Good thing I'd never do something so ignorant."
Bystander: "Shut up, you Scherm! You did that to me!"
by Bætrayal November 10, 2014
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Schmerti

A filler word, used whenever for whatever you want. It means anything you want it to.
-Hey Matt, did you schmerti the schmerti?
-No, I schmerti.
by Gucci Gucc July 5, 2009
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Schmeag

Blakeley is a schmeag
by Steven Spalldarph June 13, 2018
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scamera

A traffic camera, in the eyes of those who hate them and think the state is out to make money off of them.

"Scamera" is a portmanteau of SCAM and CAMera. (It could also be a portmanteau of Speed and CAMERA).
I got slapped by a SCAMERA!!!
by Bed time March 17, 2010
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