schmer

1:the word schmer means i dont know or if you are unsure of the question you have been asked to anwser
2:the word schmer can also be a symbol of laziness or carefree atitude.

person 1: where did you place my cooking apron
person 2:schmer

by jacko stanton January 9, 2006

Schmer

A schmer is a name for some who likes to lick elastic bands or asks if the oven is electric when it clearly is.

A Schmer is also someone who asks a stripper how much tax she pays during a raunchy dance to LL Cool J.
Sometimes Schmers can be disguised as normal people who work in Burger King.

Oh Hello, is this electric? You such a schmer.

So then my darling, how much tax do you pay? What? Get off my delicious ass you schmer.

by Frank Paradise April 22, 2021

scamera

portmanteau of scam and camera, a term used to describe traffic cameras, speed cameras, red light cameras. which are all about making money not safety

Since the red light scamera was installed they shortened the duration of the yellow light to boost revenue now there are a lot more accidents.

by Just_sayin' July 4, 2021

Scherm

(N.) A person who is being rude in a pretentious, self-glorifying fashion, while they actually have more flaws to be pointed out about themselves.

Scherm: "Were you just flirting with that guy over there? He's dating someone! Good thing I'd never do something so ignorant."
Bystander: "Shut up, you Scherm! You did that to me!"

by Bætrayal November 10, 2014

Schmerti

A filler word, used whenever for whatever you want. It means anything you want it to.

-Hey Matt, did you schmerti the schmerti?
-No, I schmerti.

by Gucci Gucc July 5, 2009

Schmeag

Blakeley

Blakeley is a schmeag

by Steven Spalldarph June 13, 2018

scamera

A traffic camera, in the eyes of those who hate them and think the state is out to make money off of them.

"Scamera" is a portmanteau of SCAM and CAMera. (It could also be a portmanteau of Speed and CAMERA).

I got slapped by a SCAMERA!!!

by Bed time March 17, 2010