schmeeber

A guy who is really schmeeby, and loves everrything to do with schmeeb

lad one 'oh josh, hes a schmeeber'
lad two 'really into his schmeeb he is, innit'

schmeeber by bayser_4035 May 26, 2026

Schneeberger 

the act of fornicating on the floor of a Chili's bathroom while wearing your socks.

After eating our appetizers, we went and pulled a Schneeberger.

Schneeberger by Himalayan Holyman December 11, 2011

Schmebar 

Suck my dick.

Woman: What do you want to do tonight?
Man: After your done in the kitchen, you should schmebar.

Schmebar by Anonymous2001 September 26, 2010

schmeeked 

Being under the influence of marijuana or being high

Bro you're schmeeked

schmeeked by Jgar1234 October 1, 2015

fanny schmeller 

fanny schmeller is a downhill ski racer, who also happens to have a fantastically unfortunate name...

wow! did you see that fanny schmeller go!?

fanny schmeller by chumba wumbla February 23, 2008

schmeeze 

West coast hipster/deadhead slang for heroin - particularly "Persian" heroin base.

"Man, Jerry's been so messed up on the schmeeze lately he can barely play!"

schmeeze by VerbalGimp September 6, 2006

schmekter 

Noun. The residue left on one's chest after having wiped away most of a dusseldorf or cleveland steamer.

I didn't fart. I just have a little bit of schmekter on my chest.

schmekter by ps3 in the b November 17, 2006