schmeeber

A guy who is really schmeeby, and loves everrything to do with schmeeb

lad one 'oh josh, hes a schmeeber'
lad two 'really into his schmeeb he is, innit'

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Schneeberger

the act of fornicating on the floor of a Chili's bathroom while wearing your socks.

After eating our appetizers, we went and pulled a Schneeberger.

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Suck my dick.

Woman: What do you want to do tonight?
Man: After your done in the kitchen, you should schmebar.

Schmebar by Anonymous2001 September 26, 2010

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Bro you're schmeeked

schmeeked by Jgar1234 October 1, 2015

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fanny schmeller is a downhill ski racer, who also happens to have a fantastically unfortunate name...

wow! did you see that fanny schmeller go!?

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West coast hipster/deadhead slang for heroin - particularly "Persian" heroin base.

"Man, Jerry's been so messed up on the schmeeze lately he can barely play!"

schmeeze by VerbalGimp September 6, 2006

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Noun. The residue left on one's chest after having wiped away most of a dusseldorf or cleveland steamer.

I didn't fart. I just have a little bit of schmekter on my chest.

schmekter by ps3 in the b November 17, 2006

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