Schmalgol

The collection of shit that occurs then one has to deal with. Usually do to a cluster fuck that is on going.

I have to deal with the schmalgol
l of shit that has now been left with me to deal with

Schmalgol by Twitch73 April 26, 2026

schmalfeldt 

Internet term. Verb. To invalidate your overly liberal position in an online debate by making veiled threats against the life or sexual dignity of your opponent's spouse or child, or faked threats against your own life.

Wow, dude just totally schmalfeldted himself!

schmalfeldt by LeroyOddswatch March 7, 2014

schmagooly

A character that is missing common sense and/or a sense of reality.

That guy is such a schmagooly.

schmagooly by Bailer April 29, 2008

Schmango 

A group of girls who have excellent taste in everything.

Damn straight they are. I wish I was a schmango.

Schmango by codesandkeys March 9, 2011

schmagooster 

An extremely nerdy jewish male.

Did you see what he did? Wow, that kid is such a schmagooster!

schmagooster by Josh Captain G. March 23, 2008

Schmaggler 

A name to call someone when you have nothing else to call them. The definition varies depending on what the user intends for the meaning to be based on the context in which it is used.

"You're such a schmaggler."

Schmaggler by DeliciousBeefStew May 3, 2010

SCHMANGO 

An elite group of girls who are fantastic at everything. They are unbelievably classy, intellectual, sophisticated, profound, indie, philosophical, rebellious, and artistic. They jump over puddles, poke at fires, run in the night, eat satsumas, and stare at the sky.

SCHMANGO girl: The Atlantic was born today, and I'll tell you how...

Ordinary Person: No it wasn't.

SCHMANGO girl: It's by Death Cab.

Ordinary Person: What the heck is a death cab?

SCHMANGO girl: *facepalms*

SCHMANGO by viridescentadolescent March 26, 2011