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Schlouse 

German word for thumb. Can be used for penis cause there are very similar.
My schlouse is very big and thick and hard.
Schlouse by Hellobuddymarty October 16, 2011
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schlouski 

A sexual act in which a man takes his penis out of a womans vagina and slaps her clit with his cock.
Ricky: Yo mike what did you do last night?
Mike: I had sex with your mom!
Ricky: Really? How was it?
Mike: Dude she went crazy when I pulled the ol' schlouski on her!
schlouski by bradcypherex March 30, 2009
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Often used for a girl to call her a slut, ugly, or a piece of shit. It is highly offensive to call a girl this and is a Carribean word
You shlouse
Shlouse by Queen panda November 8, 2017

schloule 

Your grandpa died - ‘response’ Schloule.
You have just won the lottery - ‘response’ Schloule.
schloule by Schloule June 4, 2018

Schvouse 

Unidentified small brown rodent which has usually been captured and brought in by a pet cat. A combination of the words Shrew, Vole and Mouse (s they are so difficult to tell apart). Common term across Kent, England

Org. South East England
1. Tigger has brought in another Schvouse again.

Is that a shrew, a vole or a mouse?

I am not sure, it's a Schvouse.
Schvouse by randomjack May 31, 2019

Schloule 

1.Schloule is a word that can be used at all times to answer or reply anything that has been said
2. Schloule is a word that is used between a brotherhood of blokes it is a sacred word.
Hey man how was you day? You know a bit of a schloule but that's alright we don't mind that.

I love you blokes so much. Schloule
Schloule by Schlouletits January 17, 2019

schloupen 

Schloupen is something super amazing and vanderbar
OMG holy schloupen whats the poopin!!!!
schloupen by DJ BIBZZ January 31, 2008
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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TikTok Farlands

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“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
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