Schvouse

Unidentified small brown rodent which has usually been captured and brought in by a pet cat. A combination of the words Shrew, Vole and Mouse (s they are so difficult to tell apart). Common term across Kent, England

Org. South East England

1. Tigger has brought in another Schvouse again.

Is that a shrew, a vole or a mouse?

I am not sure, it's a Schvouse.

by randomjack May 31, 2019

Schvause

Schvause, to fill an empty space with something.

Oh damn, this hole is in the way, let me schvause it.

by lazydbird June 27, 2021

Schnouser

A rotten snatch that may have something lodged (like a tampon) for more than 24 hours.

"Damn girl...what in the world did you leave behind in that schnouser?"

by duality8808 September 1, 2011

Schlouse

German word for thumb. Can be used for penis cause there are very similar.

My schlouse is very big and thick and hard.

by Hellobuddymarty October 16, 2011

schmouse

Schmouse is an animal that is very small but fuzzy and cuddly. Known to have a rather large penis. They are very friendly and cute. Schmouses are the most lovable creatures ever! They love you for who you are! Often very lazy, tired and loves to sleep. Never stop loving a schmouse because they are one of a kind.

1) I love my schmouse so much!
2) Schmouse is so cute!

by anonymous October 23, 2020