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Schvouse 

Unidentified small brown rodent which has usually been captured and brought in by a pet cat. A combination of the words Shrew, Vole and Mouse (s they are so difficult to tell apart). Common term across Kent, England

Org. South East England
1. Tigger has brought in another Schvouse again.

Is that a shrew, a vole or a mouse?

I am not sure, it's a Schvouse.
Schvouse by randomjack May 31, 2019
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Schvause 

Schvause, to fill an empty space with something.
Oh damn, this hole is in the way, let me schvause it.
Schvause by lazydbird June 27, 2021
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Schnouser 

A rotten snatch that may have something lodged (like a tampon) for more than 24 hours.
"Damn girl...what in the world did you leave behind in that schnouser?"
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Schlouse 

German word for thumb. Can be used for penis cause there are very similar.
My schlouse is very big and thick and hard.
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schmouse 

Schmouse is an animal that is very small but fuzzy and cuddly. Known to have a rather large penis. They are very friendly and cute. Schmouses are the most lovable creatures ever! They love you for who you are! Often very lazy, tired and loves to sleep. Never stop loving a schmouse because they are one of a kind.
1) I love my schmouse so much!
2) Schmouse is so cute!
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Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
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cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
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