schloupen

Schloupen is something super amazing and vanderbar

OMG holy schloupen whats the poopin!!!!

by DJ BIBZZ January 31, 2008

Schopenhauer

Arthur Schopenhauer; German philosopher; born February 22, 1788; died September 21, 1860

Schopenhauer dealt believers of freewill a blow by pointing out that, although we can certainly DO what we want, we have no say in WHAT we want.

by yorrick hunt January 24, 2008

Schlopped

To be extremely intoxicated on an intoxicant. (Such as the mixture of alcohol and marijuana together.)

" Yo man I was so schlopped last night I could barely walk."

by googoobear October 12, 2008

Schlochenthorp

Schlochenthorp is a sex move which takes no less than three years to complete and there is absolutely NO sex to be had. It contains 849 highly detailed steps that must be followed to the letter. A full list can be found on Facebook. It can be performed solo or with multiple people.

I haven't seen John lately. Where is he?" "He is off performing Schlochenthorp with his girlfriend. He won't be back for a while"

by Timebender13 July 8, 2010

schlampenschlepper

German for Pimp's car or pimped out ride.
Literal meaning: slut dragger

by absolutlem0n January 14, 2003

Schlobengrinder

When everytime you go out clubbing you get so drunk you start slobbering and grinding with fatties, eventually leading to taking them home.

Dan is the worst schlobengrinder to go clubbing with.

by akaleftwardslopingpenis June 19, 2016

Schoopening

A 2-3 week period where Jonathan Schoop is one of the best players in baseball

We all know Jonathan Schoop will have his yearly Schoopening

by Lil tecca ft. Juice WRLD May 6, 2022