Schnouser

A rotten snatch that may have something lodged (like a tampon) for more than 24 hours.

"Damn girl...what in the world did you leave behind in that schnouser?"

by duality8808 September 1, 2011

schnose

Xqc MASSIVE NOSE THAT U CAN BREAK WITH A DRILL

I will continue my legacy and drill that huge Schnose

by Shartywaffles69 October 5, 2018

Schnozer

A person's nose

Jannick booped Karyn's schnozer

by MeiMuz October 16, 2021

German Shnouser

When you shit on somones chest then your face is stamped like an ink pad back into it

Goggles took a fat turd on dicko's chest then had his face pressed into it like stamping an ink pad. Thus the German Shnouser was preformed.

by Tim Y January 2, 2017

scouser's passport

A local bus pass or ticket, more often than not used to go one stop up a straight road

"Are you walkin into town mate?"
"No mate, got a scouser's passport"

by attackweasel August 4, 2013

Underqualified Schnauzer

A very politically correct way of saying somebody is a complete idiot.

This first appeared in a randomly generated name in the leaderboard of an undisclosed cyber security start-up company in Australia

My god. Do you know the CEO of that start-up? He/She is totally an Underqualified Schnauzer.

by roirrawedoceruces June 12, 2018

harvesting schnooseberrys

"Harvesting schnooseberrys" is the act of sleeping during class for reasons A) you believe you know the information and your attentiveness is not required B) you are so tired that even if you tried to pay attention to the material be presented, apathetic or not, you would get nothing out of it and therefore just decide to sleep as it would be more beneficial C) you simply give 0 shits. "Harvesting schnooseberrys" is sometimes simplified to just "harvesting."

Hey Dan we have test Friday you'd best pay attention
Nah I'm harvesting schnooseberrys, only got a couple Z's last night

Hey Rick tell me about the lesson after class.
Why? Going harvesting?
Yeah

by Mahtomedi Guy December 21, 2012