3 definitions by randomjack

Schvouse

Unidentified small brown rodent which has usually been captured and brought in by a pet cat. A combination of the words Shrew, Vole and Mouse (s they are so difficult to tell apart). Common term across Kent, England

Org. South East England

1. Tigger has brought in another Schvouse again.

Is that a shrew, a vole or a mouse?

I am not sure, it's a Schvouse.

by randomjack May 31, 2019

H.A.W

Acronym for "have a wank".

To pleasure oneself.

He's probably gone to H.A.W.

by randomjack September 2, 2022

Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogery chwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch

The longest word in the English Language.

Also the name of a small town in Wales, United Kingdom.

I am going to Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogery chwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch for my Holiday. They have plenty of Sheep there.

by randomjack September 28, 2005