Definitions by randomjack

H.A.W 

Acronym for "have a wank".

To pleasure oneself.

He's probably gone to H.A.W.

H.A.W by randomjack September 2, 2022

Schvouse 

Unidentified small brown rodent which has usually been captured and brought in by a pet cat. A combination of the words Shrew, Vole and Mouse (s they are so difficult to tell apart). Common term across Kent, England

Org. South East England

1. Tigger has brought in another Schvouse again.

Is that a shrew, a vole or a mouse?

I am not sure, it's a Schvouse.

Schvouse by randomjack May 31, 2019

Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogery chwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch 

The longest word in the English Language.

Also the name of a small town in Wales, United Kingdom.

I am going to Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogery chwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch for my Holiday. They have plenty of Sheep there.

Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogery chwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch by randomjack September 28, 2005