schloube

a person who has intimate relations with farm animals.

Person 1: Dude, get that schloube out of my barn

Person 2: Yeah, I wouldnt trust me anywhere near your cow.

by Ted E. Bear July 30, 2008

Schlube

A term of infinite meanings used in absence of a verb or noun

1) what the schlube ?!
2) hey schlube

by FRANKIE THE SCHLUBE January 22, 2018

Schlobengrinder

When everytime you go out clubbing you get so drunk you start slobbering and grinding with fatties, eventually leading to taking them home.

Dan is the worst schlobengrinder to go clubbing with.

by akaleftwardslopingpenis June 19, 2016

schloule

The word that means nothing and everything

Your grandpa died - ‘response’ Schloule.
You have just won the lottery - ‘response’ Schloule.

by Schloule June 4, 2018

schlobberknockered

extremely drunk to the point of embarrassment

Colleen got so schlobberknockered last night that she puked all over the inside of my car.

by Matt Alexander December 28, 2004

Plug Schlobers

Plug Schlobers is an insult you use on triplets.
It is very effective...

Jean: Im a big fat chicken

Mohammed: I enjoy eating deep-fried lamb lounce

Gene: Sup
Kathrine: Sup
Hubert: Sup
Mohammed: Stfu you fucking Plug Schlobers

by Mathaugostdidbailoud March 23, 2021

Schlobbering

To aggressively, violently, yet lovingly, suck someone penis. Usually involves high amounts of spit.

"Susan was Schlobbering all over my dick last night."

by Schlobbering December 2, 2018