Schloopian 

Bill Cosby in the dick headass; A person with a penis that is attracted to roofies

Person 1: I got called a Schloopian by these girls bro im sad
Person 2: Hey man hit em with the backwards goldfish penis attachment

Schloopian by Kdaddy&Pat May 12, 2020

Schlophanne 

A mystical creature once said to be colonised in the east-west of Madagascar

Schlophanne

Schlophanne by Jackcasta1912 August 30, 2015

schtooping 

The act of sexual intercourse - usually in a hap-hazard way, in secret, and without regard for anything much past the act itself. The connotation implies an a possibly dirty act purely for pleasure, possibly rushed, or done behind closed doors.

George wasn't at the golf course like he said he was but rather was schtooping his neighbor's wife.

schtooping by Geoge Miller June 22, 2006

Schlompin’ 

To masturbate with a group of friends or people.

Yesterday outback schlompin’ with the boys.

Schlompin’ by Heffae June 25, 2019

Schnoopin' 

An explicitly, mostly heinous, shameless and always degrading beating or whomping..... whether sexual or not.

1. "Hey man, how'd the date go last night, did you get some action?"
"Of course, I gave that bitch a schnoopin'!"
2. "Did you watch the game lastnight?"
"Yeah we gave that team a schnoopin' without lube"

Schnoopin' by Chris and Joe of Team Schnoopin' October 7, 2007

schloogan

one who likes to fart in other peoples mouths

i little german kid who farted in another kids mouth and he called himself the schlooganator

schloogan by Scott Erichsen February 18, 2009

schlooping 

the act of sitting down on a hot day

Bob: Oright phill, what ya doing today mate?
Phil: Hiya Bob nothing much today, just thinkin of schlooping, it's to hot to do anything else.

schlooping by SJ Wellis May 28, 2008