schloogan

one who likes to fart in other peoples mouths

i little german kid who farted in another kids mouth and he called himself the schlooganator

by Scott Erichsen February 18, 2009

schlongnymphia

(n.) - a compulsive obsession with large penises i.e "schlongs "

Agnus was diagnosed with schlongnymphia.

by nymphatic23 December 7, 2010

Schloog

A massive penis

I'm gonna grab your schloog.

by Schloog Master December 19, 2018

schlogins

It is the filthy area never whiped between a man's balls and his anus. Legend has it that shit nuggets dwell in this region. (Watch your tongues ladies.)

Guy: Oh yeah lick my balls!
Lady: Gross what the hell is that?
Guy: I said lick my balls not my schlogins.

by Justin P. McMulan November 12, 2006

Schlongenluben

To add lubricant to a tube-steak.

"She doused my tubesteak with some oil. That was some serious Schlongenluben!"

by JBPhoto November 2, 2009

schlongage

Schlongage is a situation of total crap. It is an alternative to suckage, depression, all in all a bad state when all you want is to watch some porn, have a nice jerk-off and take a shower. An alternative meaning is when ten 12" niggaz pound your ass with their schlongs.

When the car broke down, the situation was a total schlongage!
He said 'What a schlongage', slammed the door and left.
Hey, I heard Tommy got nice schlongage from those big fat muthas!
What a schlongage! My anus will never recover from it!

by Satan's Cock September 8, 2008

Schloggen

The hole on female bodies which can and will transport you to the fourth dimension. It is opened by tapping the clit three times. It is the greatest secret to the female population.

"Hey, can I see your schloggen?"
"What are you talking about?"
"No, the schloggen."
"Let's make this quick."

by Roland the Gunslinger December 27, 2009