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schlong-slap 

To be slapped with one's schlong.
1) I was fed up with her, so I decided to whip it out and give her a much needed schlong-slapping.
2) I really got schlong-slapped with work today at the office.
3) Whoever was working on this before me really deserves a Grade-A schlong-slap to the dome.
4) I decided to work out this afternoon and perfect my schlong-slap technique.
schlong-slap by bluzebrother April 7, 2010

Shlong Slap 

When after sex, a guy takes his penis and slaps the girl in the face with it.
After me and my girlfriend finished having sex she begged me to give her a shlong slap
Shlong Slap by Jason Barber August 25, 2003

Shlong slap 

Where a girl slaps her cheeks against his shlong
She shlong slapped me so hard
Shlong slap by Justinehpsaucep September 4, 2016

shlong slapper

a joke so funny you have to slap in or around your shlongin, similar to a cunt slapper
"that was a real shlong slapper"

SchlongSlanger 

" I'm a SchlongSlanger did you know?"
"Bro stop lying to your self I've already seen that shit countless times"
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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