Schlickum 

Lubricant, for household or personal use.

Honey, the door's squeeky, got any Schlickum? Or, Honey, our condom's dry, got any Schlickum?

Schlickum by Wendy Kae March 20, 2017

schlicknic 

When you take a chick on a picnic and then the two of you schlick her. Based on the onomatopoeia "schlick", which is a term for female masturbation.

Your mother and I went on a schlicknic this morning.

schlicknic by Albert McAlbertson December 17, 2008

schlick 

1. n - The act of female masturbation.
2. Onomonopaea - The sound associated with female masturbation.

When those chicks saw my photo, I could hear them schlicking in the other room.

schlick by Anonymous April 12, 2003

schlick 

The female equivalent of wordfap/word.

schlick by hambeet May 5, 2003

schlicking 

When a girl masturbates.

My dumbass girlfriend is schlicking all the time. Aren't I good enough?!

schlicking by Warui Otoko July 22, 2010

Schwackum stick

Any elongated blunt instrument used to beat common sense into one's uninformed counterpart. At times, a schwackum stick can be a doppleganger for a golf club, baseball bat, tree limb, shillelagh, or sawed-off pool cue.

One day, while driving down the road one bright, country day we see a cow in the middle of the road. We honked, it didn't move. So we reached in the back for what we call our schwackum sticks and we schwacked that cow back to the field where it belonged.

Schwackum stick by Chris "Your Hero" Mock November 17, 2010

schlick schlick spray spray 

To masturbate; to "fap".

*Sees Scarlett Johansson*
schlick schlick spray spray

schlick schlick spray spray by Eckersley July 30, 2016