slinkus

The after sexual intercourse act, of dragging ones slimy Penis across the bed sheets, blankets, couch cushions, or any other item on which the "Dick Tracks trail" can be seen.

Dude, I laid Slinkus all over my roommates Bed last night, that will teach his ass to clean up after himself.

Goddammit, who the fuck Slinkused on my new leather couch?

slinkus by LIEUTENANTSEAN November 29, 2016

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Stinkus

Stinkus is used to discribe things that are bad or just generally suck.

1. Oh no I lost at this game. Stinkus!
2. Person 1: My grandma died.

Person 2: Stinkus!

Stinkus by Solenyaaa February 11, 2021

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slinkster

Derived form Francesca Lia Block novels.
Meaning, cool, groovy, etc.
Also shortened to 'slink' for an easiability of sayage.
Also used before other adjectives as an adverb.

"Man, 'Fight Club' is fucking slinkster!"

"Yeah, well I think you're pretty slink yourself!"

"This song is slinkster-groovy"

slinkster by lola January 21, 2005

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The Slinkshot

A sexual maneuver which results in extreme joy for both parties. It is accomplished with these ten easy steps.

1. Place condom on penis.
2. Bone.
3. Complete Boning.
4. Withdraw penis from vagina.
5. Remove condom.
6. Man takes condom in hands, open end facing towards his partner.
7. Pull closed end of condom back as far as possible and release while holding open end in place.
8. This will expel the contents all over the woman, resulting in extreme joy.
9. Discard condom in conspicuous location, such as a trashcan, parent's bed, or seminary.
10. Rinse and repeat.

"Yeah, when I did the slinkshot she was all like 'That was great...what are you doing? Wait why are you...WHAT THE FUCK!?' Yeah, she was so turned on we did it like 17 times bro. And then we went ass to mouth. Shadiggity."

The Slinkshot by L. G. Pez March 30, 2008