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Schwagstock
a summer-long series of weekend camp-outs/concerts that is a tribute to the music and vibes of the Grateful Dead
Schwagstock by SchwaggedUrMom February 7, 2008
schwagster
1. Someone who partakes in the act of smoking schwag.
2. Someone who does anything undesirable or low grade.
2. Someone who does anything undesirable or low grade.
schwagster by youaintpimpin November 7, 2007
Schlägmän
The german version of "deez". The poente is "Schlägmäni aia", which means "suck my balls", which is closely related to "suck deez nuts"
Schlägmän by Schlägmän420 February 9, 2022
Getting Schlagered
Face first, hands second.
This occurs when somebody wipes out and the above happens: their faces strikes the ground before their hands can catch them.
This occurs when somebody wipes out and the above happens: their faces strikes the ground before their hands can catch them.
He's definitely going to end up getting Schlagered.
Whoa, he just got absolutely Schlagered.
(YouTube "Matt Schlager 13 flat 13" for the origin of the phrase)
Whoa, he just got absolutely Schlagered.
(YouTube "Matt Schlager 13 flat 13" for the origin of the phrase)
Getting Schlagered by RAWphenom October 18, 2011
Schlägmän
Schlägmän by harald lesch February 10, 2022
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
trucker's tan
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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