Schlaich

A very intelligent and powerful creature associated in many stories with the desctruction or conquering of the world.

And then the Schlaich came and conquered all of persia.

"Oh no its the Schlaich of the world!"

"What happened to atlantis?"
"....Schlaich."

"We should send Schlaich over to iraq... really fuck em up."

Schlaich by Kujomaximus November 1, 2009

Schlachtered 

The act of consuming alcohol until the point where a person is unable to think, speak or make rational decisions.

I got so schlachtered at the bar last night, I got naked and jumped into the public pool.

Schlachtered by pgasean August 4, 2009

schlauch 

The source of all things mighty and phenominal

That Schlauch sure is mighty and phenominal

schlauch by Fosho June 6, 2003

schläuchling 

used to describe a individual and their mating pair often used during mating.

you are my schläuchling

schläuchling by the ober wichser, what what February 13, 2018

schleich 

(verb) to steal; to swipe

Look at that guy, he's going to schleich the jolly ranchers!

schleich by thegrinch95 October 7, 2010

Schlichter 

What happens when a guy can't operate his tongue properly when kissing, and you end up with man-slobber in and on your nose.

"Hey Brandi, I heard you and Kurt got frisky in the dollar theater. Was it hot?"

"God no! He gave me a frickin' schlichter! I had to use a hand dryer to dry off my nose."

Schlichter by Fucker Carlson April 21, 2021

schlicht 

as in dan schlicht, drummer of the hired geeks from kenosha wisconsin.
hiredgeeks.com

Schlicht is n00b.

schlicht by dan schlicht March 12, 2004