schkoob

also known as crap, shit

i have to take a schkoob

schkoob by K-Fry January 5, 2008

Schmooblydong 

The word that can most accurately describe the sensation experienced from

listening to Barbara Streisand sing the musical works of Celine Dion.

Hayley: "So, how'd the big night turn out?"
Roger: "It was... there's no word to describe it. Schmooblydong? That's not it,

but it's close. Let--let me try and put it in terms you can understand. Imagine

being high at a Rusted Root concert while two dudes take you on in a sun-baked

porta-john."
Hayley: "Wow. That actually does sound really good."
Roger: "Yeah. I'd like that too."

Schmooblydong by American Dad! November 3, 2013

schooberry 

Schooberry (skoo-beh-ree) - a dingleberry that sticks to the tip of your cat's tail when it walks between your legs with it's tail up after you have pooped.

I ran out of toilet paper this morning and wiped with my cat, now he has a huge schooberry. Please wash your hands if you pet him.

schooberry by Luther Bazoo November 13, 2017

Schnoob

Our word for weed or for smoking weed. it can be either a noun or a verb.

Noun: "Do you have any Schnoob?"
Verb: "I've got a joint...let's Schnoob." or "Not right now, we're schnoobing."

Schnoob by Crazy Legs 1966 March 22, 2017

Schpoobikun 

A cute little being. Minions of devine cuteness set forth to make the world a cuter place to live in.

These beings primarily are made up of sweets, cotton candy, and everything nice.

The shortened wording of this is schpoobi

The most popular and divine of the schoobikuns is that of Alizee Jacotey, who is quite possibly cutest being on earth.

Schpoobikun by MonkeyGoD February 22, 2005

schoobed 

An insulting act, having your ball sack removed, the fluids drained, and then the fluids shoved down your throat. Used when you've been defeated or destroyed in some way.

You just lost to that guy in basketball? You got schoobed.

schoobed by sgajdhflehladhajkd June 10, 2009

Schmooblydong 

The word that can most accurately describe the sensation experienced from listening to Barbara Streisand sing the musical works of Celine Dion.

Hayley: "So, how'd the big night turn out?"
Roger: "It was... there's no word to describe it. Schmooblydong? That's not it, but it's close. Let--let me try and put it in terms you can understand. Imagine being high at a Rusted Root concert while two dudes take you on in a sun-baked porta-john."
Hayley: "Wow. That actually does sound really good."
Roger: "Yeah. I'd like that too."

Schmooblydong by American Dad! November 3, 2013