Schkleemp

A welcome respite at the end of a long, tiresome, and ultimately dumb discussion

That cat picture you shared in the political chat? Perfect schkleemp, dude

by Froshio July 14, 2022

schleem

a material used for smoothing out dinglebop, in the plumbus production process.

schleem-smoothing technology was an important step in the history of modern plumbotronics industry.

by yeah buddy 2020 May 25, 2020

schleep

done, can't deal with shit anymore

LMFAOOOO im schleep!

by TheRealLegitBoss August 6, 2016

Schleepin

To sleep. To be sleeping. Said in a way as for you to be different and cool. Schleepin in the new "nig"

What the fuck you callin me for?...Im schleepin!

by Devan J. June 8, 2009

Schleepy Schnitzel

The act of tracing your own pecker on the face of a tall german who is sleeping inside of a moving volkswaggen, preferebly a jetta. The sleeper must awake and have no idea the tracing is there. Upon discovering the tracing the tracee must not imediatly be able to tell what is drawn on his face.

There is no requirement to trace your balls, however doing so could constitute an Uber-Schleepy Schnitzel.

Hey man, so buddy falls asleep open mouth in my jetta and we totally schleepy schnitzel'ed him! it was awesome he just looked in the mirror and was like "wtf"

by Samuel Leblanc September 25, 2009

schleepy

In a state of tiredness but wanting to sound cute at the same time.
Can also be used when one cannot be bothered.

- "Do you want oral?"
- "I'm Schleepy...."

by JD and coke August 20, 2006

schklrumpked

To be at a point beyond drunk, where one person is held in high regard if able to pronounce the word correctly.

Man 1: I'm feeling 4 kinds of Wednesday right now!

Man 2: Really? I'm feeling sooooo schklrumpked!!!

Man 1: Nice work!

by duntered January 15, 2010