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schmeal muffin

A batch of muffins you eat directly after application of dry towel cream. You eat them quickly while no one is looking.
-in a bot voice-: Nathan Keller ate a batch of schmeal muffins. He ate them quickly while no one was watching. What an actual shmuck.
Large, sasquatch like creature seen prowling the University of Minnesota campus in a bathrobe, playing disc golf. Can be attracted by cake, or calls of "what's the deal schmeal?"
"Schmeal will eat cake."
schmeal by Pioneer February 20, 2005

coop schmeal 

used in reference to james cooper who needs to come downstairs and schmeal
Coop dinner! Coop schmeal! Coop your friends are here!

My coop schmeal brings all the noras to the yard and they're like coop dinner!
damn right
coop phone!
coop schmeal by zeynep December 8, 2004

Schmeagle 

A male, or description of behavior by a male, that is talking to, being nice to, paying attention to a female for the express purposes of gaining sexual affection from said female without being explicitly honest about his intentions.

Often performed in a creepy, obsessive or underhanded manner.

Also, often a Schmeagle raises suspicions from other males Samwise as to his nefarious intentions but manages to avoid any such suspicions from the female Baggins.
That guy is Scmeagling that girl, and its making me physically sick.

Bro, just tell her you want to nail her, don't be a Schmeagle about it.
Schmeagle by ademitchell September 18, 2012
A humorous Scottish replacement for literally any word, usually rhyming.
"Happy Schmeal."
"Schmealbarrow."
"Schmeal ma baws."
"Schmeal or no Schmeal with Noel Edmonds."
Schmeal by Aganoo July 11, 2021
Big O, a curly-haired Albanian with a massive schlong.
O'Schmeal: Ay, what's good y'all boys!
O'Schmeal by Affiliate07 October 4, 2023