shemail

A shemail is a mail order bride ordered on the internet.

"I just ordered a shemail on the internet!"

by Boggibill January 6, 2007

shemail

S.H.Email - Sexy, Hot, Email

An email sent with the intention to get the recipiant all hot and horny to the point of desiring to have sex with the email sender.

"Last night I sent out three shemails and I got a hit on every one of them."

"Hey babe, let's get it on tonight, where do you want to meet?"

shemails often includes explicit text inappropriate for public internet viewing by minors....you know what I mean.

by wheezil September 8, 2007

shemail

When a guy's mailbox gets filled with ads and coupons from places like Victoria Secret, Jenny Craig, Curves, and other feminine advertisement.

I been waiting for my Sport's Illistrated magazines to come, instead my mailbox has been packed with shemail.

by all sportsman January 3, 2010

Shemaiah

Shemaiah is the most funniest person ever she we literally make you pee your pants especially when shes mad and tries to tell you why.She's a beautiful person with A+ personality.Her hair is long and shiny and she has the most flawless cheekbones.She can be shy at first but she'll come around and when she does there's no going back.If she is quite she usually tginks there is no reason to talk and that the.conversation doesn't include her.She loves food like really loves food and in her head she doesnt want to share but in her heart she feels ots the right thing to do. She is also ver intelligent and usually one of the teachers favorites. If you're a boy,date her she's wifey material and shes sexy there's no risk at all. Get on Shemaiah's good side.

Dang ,she's such a Shemaiah,she makes me laugh all the time .

by chris.crusty.unicorns February 28, 2016

SkEmail

Contraction of Skype and Email. A long monologue sent by means of Skype chat whilst recipient is either away or offline, destined for later viewing.

Tori: "I was surprised to log on and be bombarded by an avalanche of messages"
Pierre: "Yeah sorry for the SkEmail, I guess I was bored.."

by Flower Pot October 19, 2008

sbemail

Quite possibly the greatest 125 word rock opera ever created.

famous ladies always like SBEMAIL!!!!!!

by the kerrek February 24, 2005

shemaiah

sometimes known as shem, shemaiahs are too sassy and fabulous for you. their hair distingiushes their look to make them amazing people. they are funny and friendly but will eat all your food and not share theirs. they give the greatest cuddles and will be someone you cherish forever. if you have a
shemaiah in your life. your life is good.

shemaiahfabuloussassyamazinggorgeous

by unicornsloveshem June 27, 2013