Scatterbrainia 

Generally effected by short term loss of memory, general lack of focus, and multi dimensional thought distraction. This mild neuropathy is similar in nature to lack-of-focusitis, thoughtmeanderia, and mindgeletinia.

The young man lost track of his wallet due to an unrelenting case of scatterbrainia

Scatterbrainia by Harm_onix May 31, 2021

Scatterbrained 

Disorganized, all over the place. Making numerous mistakes because your mind is on too many things at once and consequently none at all.

"Oh man! I figured out my finances wrong and overspent, then it turned out I bought the wrong thing and it'll be too late to return for an exchange. Then later I remembered I was supposed to meet somebody for coffee. I totally forgot."

"Man, you need to slow down. You're overworked and overwhelmed and you've become scatterbrained!"

Scatterbrained by DeeDeeLee December 7, 2012

Scatterbrain 

A person with a scatterbrain tends to lack focus, lacks direction in life, lacks concentration, extremely forgetful, disorganized, and does not have serious connected thoughts! Can't follow a simple conversation and gets confuse over small matters. These people tend to self- sabotaged any relationship they are in because their brain is all over the place.

Can't ask Greg he has a scatterbrain so he won't remember.

Scatterbrain by I AM HOTEP! November 25, 2018

scatterbrain 

out of your mind. Many thoughts.

She was scatterbrain i tell ya!

scatterbrain by dwan November 15, 2003

scatterbrained 

The inability to produce any coherant thought pattern. Often a side effect of, but definitely not limited to, alcohol or drug consumption.

I don't know what happened last night, but i sure as hell am feeling scatterbrained this morning!

scatterbrained by da_sbpiyda March 3, 2004

scatterbrain 

(a term used in the game Crime Scene on Facebook): a forgetful, disorganized person, who always forgets their things all over the place.

if you are a scatterbrain you shouldn't be planning any camping trip, leave that to your friends; otherwise you'll end up in the middle of beantown

scatterbrain by Uncle Dimma January 8, 2017

scatterbrain 

n. A person, usually female, that makes no goddamn sense at all; *thinks* she has her shit together; doesn't employ logic and takes rather irrational approaches toward problem solving; and commonly does dumb shit.

Her dreams to become a sniper in the Army, her belief that having posed in a third-rate porno mag qualifies her as a "model", and the fact that she once traded a telephone for a baby to a known scatterbrain all indicated to me that *she* is a scatterbrain.

scatterbrain by Bro May 13, 2004