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Scutologist

Scutologist – the elite category of privileged wise, young men who have dedicated immense amounts of time to eradicating Scutta-Nutta Buttahead Skeet Hoes by studying, hypothesizing, and theorizing, about the origins, symptoms, and solutions to this ever growing epidemic. Yes we are professionals! Official members of the C.W.A.S.I!
I recieved a Scutta awareness flyer today from a scutologist.
by Scutologist July 2, 2006
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Scatologist

An individual who studies and examines shit.
Emily: So what do you do for a living?

Dr. Conway: I'm a scatologist.

Emily: What?!?

Dr. Conway: Yes...I study the chemical compounds embedded in fecal matter.

Emily: Ewwww!

Dr. Conway: It's a pretty shitty job.
by Dancing with Fire March 19, 2013
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Bovine Scatologist

A more proper term to describe a professional bullshitter. One who brags constantly and unnecessarily. "Bovine" referring to cattle (i.e. Bull), and "Scatologist" (one who analyzes excrement).
Bill: "What this I hear about you and Tom getting it on last night?"

Mary: "Don't believe everything Tom tells you. I asked him to gave me a ride home. That's all. He's just BSing you."

Bill: "Now you wouldn't be accusing good ol' Tom of being a bullshitter, would you?"

Mary: "No, let's just say that Tom is a Bovine Scatologist."
by canoncocker May 10, 2006
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scrotologist

Someone who studies the physiological, pathophysiological, anatomical as well as politico-socioeconomic characteristics of the male scrotum.
While examining my inguinal canal prior to hernia repair surgery the nurse examined and manipulated my ball sack so closely and delicately that she must have been a scrotologist.
by Nickelman goes turgid. January 3, 2012
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Shitologist

One who is specialized at making shit up within a minimal period of time, with exquisite creativity.
Shitologist: "One time, i had to pee so bad, that the stream of urine in the toilet made a hole right through it, ripped the tile out of the ground, went into the neighbors house. And when the neighbors knocked on my door saying WTF? i peed a hole through his head!
by TheShitologist February 28, 2011
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Shitologist

One who is practiced in picking through others shit and exam imines it carefully.
Hey stop looking through my shit! What are you a Shitologist?
by daddyD October 20, 2005
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bovine scatologist

It is one who enjoys playing with cow shit/
My friend friend majored in Computer Science and became a bovine scatologist.
by Bo Welch January 25, 2005
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