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Scareanoid 

Scareanoid: when a person is feeling scared and paranoid at the same time.
A cop rolled through just as Jaqweese and Sharonda both took a huge hit of butt-crack in the big k parking lot. After seeing the cop both girls were very scared they may get in trouble.

Hence once home,for the rest of the night they put toilet paper in the door peep-hole, took turns peeking out the window blinds.paranoia set in once they saw the cop.leaving them both scared and paranoid scareanoid.
Scareanoid by La' Undadeeznutz February 11, 2025
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scaranoid 

the act of being scared and paranoid simultaneously
dude, when I left the bar last night there was a cop following me the whole way home. I was so scaranoid
scaranoid by sqee_nine August 3, 2010

scareanoia 

The fear you get from anticipating a zombie apocalypse movie that might be particularly bloody and shocking.
Movies like those Ving Rhymes Zombie movies give me scareanoia!
scareanoia by RipperJim December 12, 2015

stareanoid 

the act of becoming paranoid as a result of someone staring relentlessly
freak kept looking at me...made me totally stareanoid...thought he was gonna go all jeffrey dahmer on me!
stareanoid by Nellystradamous August 4, 2009

Stareanoid 

When your really high at a party and staring off into space and your really paronoid.
Hey anthony just fucked that fat slut hella high and now hes hella stareanoid!!!!!!
Stareanoid by Baby Dumper March 20, 2010

Shareanoia 

Noun
a mental condition characterized by delusions that any type of human interaction that doesn't involve a transaction or monetary exchange is ,or will lead to, communism and or socialism.
Sean has severe shareanoia , he gave me $10 just for playing Xbox with him, and $5 for using my bathroom.
Shareanoia by butterscotchstallion December 18, 2009

Sharanoid 

When someone is feeling paranoid and try to avoid it by sharing the information with a friend that is near, just to be shureof whats going on.
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-Man, i think those pigeons are really pissed of! I think they're coming to get me! is that just in my head? Please, tell me, really!

-Haha! No man! What the fuck! try to relax, ok? I think you're been too sharanoid right now.

Sharanoid by superfun February 9, 2009
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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