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Scareanoid 

Scareanoid: when a person is feeling scared and paranoid at the same time.
A cop rolled through just as Jaqweese and Sharonda both took a huge hit of butt-crack in the big k parking lot. After seeing the cop both girls were very scared they may get in trouble.

Hence once home,for the rest of the night they put toilet paper in the door peep-hole, took turns peeking out the window blinds.paranoia set in once they saw the cop.leaving them both scared and paranoid scareanoid.
Scareanoid by La' Undadeeznutz February 11, 2025
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scaranoid 

the act of being scared and paranoid simultaneously
dude, when I left the bar last night there was a cop following me the whole way home. I was so scaranoid
scaranoid by sqee_nine August 3, 2010

scareanoia 

The fear you get from anticipating a zombie apocalypse movie that might be particularly bloody and shocking.
Movies like those Ving Rhymes Zombie movies give me scareanoia!
scareanoia by RipperJim December 12, 2015

stareanoid 

the act of becoming paranoid as a result of someone staring relentlessly
freak kept looking at me...made me totally stareanoid...thought he was gonna go all jeffrey dahmer on me!
stareanoid by Nellystradamous August 4, 2009

Stareanoid 

When your really high at a party and staring off into space and your really paronoid.
Hey anthony just fucked that fat slut hella high and now hes hella stareanoid!!!!!!
Stareanoid by Baby Dumper March 20, 2010

Shareanoia 

Noun
a mental condition characterized by delusions that any type of human interaction that doesn't involve a transaction or monetary exchange is ,or will lead to, communism and or socialism.
Sean has severe shareanoia , he gave me $10 just for playing Xbox with him, and $5 for using my bathroom.
Shareanoia by butterscotchstallion December 18, 2009

Sharanoid 

When someone is feeling paranoid and try to avoid it by sharing the information with a friend that is near, just to be shureof whats going on.
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-Man, i think those pigeons are really pissed of! I think they're coming to get me! is that just in my head? Please, tell me, really!

-Haha! No man! What the fuck! try to relax, ok? I think you're been too sharanoid right now.
Sharanoid by superfun February 9, 2009