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scaranoid 

the act of being scared and paranoid simultaneously
dude, when I left the bar last night there was a cop following me the whole way home. I was so scaranoid
scaranoid by sqee_nine August 3, 2010

scareanoia 

The fear you get from anticipating a zombie apocalypse movie that might be particularly bloody and shocking.
Movies like those Ving Rhymes Zombie movies give me scareanoia!
scareanoia by RipperJim December 12, 2015

stareanoid 

the act of becoming paranoid as a result of someone staring relentlessly
freak kept looking at me...made me totally stareanoid...thought he was gonna go all jeffrey dahmer on me!
stareanoid by Nellystradamous August 4, 2009

Stareanoid 

When your really high at a party and staring off into space and your really paronoid.
Hey anthony just fucked that fat slut hella high and now hes hella stareanoid!!!!!!
Stareanoid by Baby Dumper March 20, 2010

Scareanoid 

Scareanoid: when a person is feeling scared and paranoid at the same time.
A cop rolled through just as Jaqweese and Sharonda both took a huge hit of butt-crack in the big k parking lot. After seeing the cop both girls were very scared they may get in trouble.

Hence once home,for the rest of the night they put toilet paper in the door peep-hole, took turns peeking out the window blinds.paranoia set in once they saw the cop.leaving them both scared and paranoid scareanoid.
Scareanoid by La' Undadeeznutz February 11, 2025

Shareanoid 

When you're worried about sharing a picture or opinion on social media, as it may start a friend war.
I would have voiced my opinion, but I was Shareanoid about Jon and Bert blowing up the post.
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
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