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stareanoid 

the act of becoming paranoid as a result of someone staring relentlessly
freak kept looking at me...made me totally stareanoid...thought he was gonna go all jeffrey dahmer on me!
stareanoid by Nellystradamous August 4, 2009
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Stareanoid 

When your really high at a party and staring off into space and your really paronoid.
Hey anthony just fucked that fat slut hella high and now hes hella stareanoid!!!!!!
Stareanoid by Baby Dumper March 20, 2010

scaranoid 

the act of being scared and paranoid simultaneously
dude, when I left the bar last night there was a cop following me the whole way home. I was so scaranoid
scaranoid by sqee_nine August 3, 2010

scareanoia 

The fear you get from anticipating a zombie apocalypse movie that might be particularly bloody and shocking.
Movies like those Ving Rhymes Zombie movies give me scareanoia!
scareanoia by RipperJim December 12, 2015

stareoid 

That dude who smokes too much pot and winds up zoning out and staring at nothing.
"dude, you're a total stareoid! You alright?"
stareoid by Slyke September 16, 2008

Shareanoia 

Noun
a mental condition characterized by delusions that any type of human interaction that doesn't involve a transaction or monetary exchange is ,or will lead to, communism and or socialism.
Sean has severe shareanoia , he gave me $10 just for playing Xbox with him, and $5 for using my bathroom.
Shareanoia by butterscotchstallion December 18, 2009

Sharanoid 

When someone is feeling paranoid and try to avoid it by sharing the information with a friend that is near, just to be shureof whats going on.
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-Man, i think those pigeons are really pissed of! I think they're coming to get me! is that just in my head? Please, tell me, really!

-Haha! No man! What the fuck! try to relax, ok? I think you're been too sharanoid right now.

Sharanoid by superfun February 9, 2009
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026
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