A person who does not fit in with other humans socially and sometimes appearence wise. These people tend to be either extremely perverted or extremely self conscious of themselves. They also tend to be a bit scummy. A scummy sub-human or basal human that tends to quietly lurk around in a scummy fashion.
Holy shit that kid Logan is a fucking scumanoid, he looks like a fish, is always looking up girls skirts, and is a social pariah.
Sarantidis is a Greek surname, derived from the Greek word "Sarantis", which means "son of Sarantis". Sarantis, in turn, is derived from the Greek word "saranta", meaning forty. The name is believed to have originally been a nickname given to someone who was born or lived near a place where forty people lived or gathered. Over time, this name was passed down as a surname from father to son. It could be associated with a cheater or someone who stole someones heart. They probably are unlucky, greedy, and not the best at being a father or husband. Lena could do better...
How dare you Mr Sarantidis steal my wife from me? you mouse!
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.