Shareanoia 

Noun
a mental condition characterized by delusions that any type of human interaction that doesn't involve a transaction or monetary exchange is ,or will lead to, communism and or socialism.

Sean has severe shareanoia , he gave me $10 just for playing Xbox with him, and $5 for using my bathroom.

Shareanoia by butterscotchstallion December 18, 2009

scareanoia 

The fear you get from anticipating a zombie apocalypse movie that might be particularly bloody and shocking.

Movies like those Ving Rhymes Zombie movies give me scareanoia!

scareanoia by RipperJim December 12, 2015

stareanoid 

the act of becoming paranoid as a result of someone staring relentlessly

freak kept looking at me...made me totally stareanoid...thought he was gonna go all jeffrey dahmer on me!

stareanoid by Nellystradamous August 4, 2009

Stareanoid 

When your really high at a party and staring off into space and your really paronoid.

Hey anthony just fucked that fat slut hella high and now hes hella stareanoid!!!!!!

Stareanoid by Baby Dumper March 20, 2010

Shareana 

Shareana comes from the Hebrew word meaning from the plains. Not be mistaken as a commonly used rendition of a African American name. Though many would assume.

Damn, shareana. I thought you were black.

Shareana by Gingycraze December 19, 2016

Sharanoid 

When someone is feeling paranoid and try to avoid it by sharing the information with a friend that is near, just to be shureof whats going on.

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-Man, i think those pigeons are really pissed of! I think they're coming to get me! is that just in my head? Please, tell me, really!

-Haha! No man! What the fuck! try to relax, ok? I think you're been too sharanoid right now.

Sharanoid by superfun February 9, 2009

Shareanoid 

When you're worried about sharing a picture or opinion on social media, as it may start a friend war.

I would have voiced my opinion, but I was Shareanoid about Jon and Bert blowing up the post.

Shareanoid by Cindi Lou & The Red Hot Royals October 5, 2017