Shareanoid

When you're worried about sharing a picture or opinion on social media, as it may start a friend war.

I would have voiced my opinion, but I was Shareanoid about Jon and Bert blowing up the post.

by Cindi Lou & The Red Hot Royals October 5, 2017

scaranoid

the act of being scared and paranoid simultaneously

dude, when I left the bar last night there was a cop following me the whole way home. I was so scaranoid

by sqee_nine August 3, 2010

scareanoia

The fear you get from anticipating a zombie apocalypse movie that might be particularly bloody and shocking.

Movies like those Ving Rhymes Zombie movies give me scareanoia!

by RipperJim December 12, 2015

stareanoid

the act of becoming paranoid as a result of someone staring relentlessly

freak kept looking at me...made me totally stareanoid...thought he was gonna go all jeffrey dahmer on me!

by Nellystradamous August 4, 2009

Stareanoid

When your really high at a party and staring off into space and your really paronoid.

Hey anthony just fucked that fat slut hella high and now hes hella stareanoid!!!!!!

by Baby Dumper March 20, 2010

Shareanoia

Noun
a mental condition characterized by delusions that any type of human interaction that doesn't involve a transaction or monetary exchange is ,or will lead to, communism and or socialism.

Sean has severe shareanoia , he gave me $10 just for playing Xbox with him, and $5 for using my bathroom.

by butterscotchstallion December 18, 2009

Sharanoid

When someone is feeling paranoid and try to avoid it by sharing the information with a friend that is near, just to be shureof whats going on.

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-Man, i think those pigeons are really pissed of! I think they're coming to get me! is that just in my head? Please, tell me, really!

-Haha! No man! What the fuck! try to relax, ok? I think you're been too sharanoid right now.

by superfun February 9, 2009