Scalpie
When you take a selfie of your balding head by perfectly positioning the camera above to see the ever growing scalp.
To effectively monitor his hair loss, Ian takes a Scalpie every morning after getting out of the shower.
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Scalper
Scalper by MikeMillion July 16, 2020
Scalper
An asshole who preorders/buys an item as soon as it's available and resells it at a higher price point than the item originally sold for. Usually is fat, lazy, or has no actual job.
Johnny: I went to Gamestop to get the new Destiny game and they were out of stock and I had to buy it from a scalper.
David: What an asshole, preying upon innocent people wanting to buy something that they find interesting.
David: What an asshole, preying upon innocent people wanting to buy something that they find interesting.
Scalper by JFK Shot First June 10, 2017
Scalper
scalie
A subset of the furry fandom in which reptilian creatures and anthropomorphs exist. The most common are dragons and anthro-dragons, but others such as snakes, naga, yuan-ti, lizards, etc., exist.
Scalper
Someone who purchases large quantities of goods (usually tickets) early with the sole intention of re-selling them at a higher price at a later date (closer to the event).
Seedy looking guys outside stadiums avoiding police and trying to sell tickets to baseball/football games which are about to start.
Scalper by ~Sunigirl~! January 28, 2004
scalping
Purchasing large quantities of goods (usually tickets) early with the sole intention of re-selling them at a higher price at a later date (closer to the event).
(Thanks to ~Sunigirl~ for the original entry!)
(Thanks to ~Sunigirl~ for the original entry!)
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