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Scalpgasm 

The feeling you get when your scalp gets scratched for the first time in a long time. Similar to an orgasm, but you almost fall asleep.
Fortunate person: Out of nowhere, she gave me a scalpgasm.
Scalpgasm by mr.cero March 5, 2009
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1. When one is sexually aroused by shocking or scaring those around him or her.

2. When one is sexually aroused by being shocked or scared.
1. "Holy crap, I had the best scaregasm last night when I jumped up behind my foster parents' bed while they were skronking, screamed cookie monster vocals and blew that airhorn!"

2. "Man, when me and my girl were watching that horror movie and screwing last night she said she had the best scaregasm ever."
Scaregasm by ArcticPhantam August 5, 2008
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snapgasm 

1. An orgasm from a snapchat

2. A snapchat video of an orgasm
1. He looked so hot in that snapchat it gave me a total snapgasm.

2. I sent him a snapgasm in the middle of class because i wanted to give him a massive boner for the rest of science.
snapgasm by beatznotbombz May 10, 2014

scabgasm 

(n.) The highly pleasurable sensation of slowly and delicately peeling off a tender ripe scabling, and then repeatedly picking it off again with every scabic regrowth, much to your sensual delight.
When that place I pick on my scalp gets nice, dank n crusty, I'm gonna light some scented candles, turn on some Sade, and have me a scabgasm.
scabgasm by andonymous August 8, 2016

scargasm 

A fake orgasm used most often by females when not completely passionate about the sex they are having
I had sex with this really hot chick, but i think she had a scargasm. That does explain why she didn't call me back.
scargasm by President VanWormer November 7, 2011

snapgasm 

when one sends a lot of snapchats during a short period of time.
Dustin had a snapgasm, where he sent 10 different snapchats within 20 minutes!
snapgasm by Dustin22 May 18, 2013
When one enters an orgasmic state of existence from exposure to Snakes on a Plane related things.
Seeing Samuel L. Jackson on the same plane I was on gave me a SoaPgasm!

When I changed my phone wallpaper to the Snakes on a Plane logo, I soapgasmed!

That Cobra Starship song Snakes on a Plane (Bring it) played on the radio and I pretty much SoaPgasm'd.
soapgasm by mike frickin r September 14, 2008
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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