Scalplas

A person, usually named Nicholas/Nichlas, or Nikolas/Niklas in nordic countries, who is also a habitual scalper.

Dude, did you already sell the RTX3090 you JUST bought? Isn't that the third graphics card this month? You are such a scalplas!

by Lazermannen September 9, 2021

Scalpgasm

The feeling you get when your scalp gets scratched for the first time in a long time. Similar to an orgasm, but you almost fall asleep.

Fortunate person: Out of nowhere, she gave me a scalpgasm.

by mr.cero March 5, 2009