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FortuNATE 

When your name is Nate and you realize just how fortunate you really are.
Nate: Ya know what? I go to one of the best schools in the state, my mother loves me unconditionally, I have a rich bestfriend, I get new Jordans regularly, and the bitches be lovin' on me. I really am fortuNATE.

Brendon: Ya, I wish my name was Nate.
FortuNATE by JoelyRoth August 21, 2012
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fortunate son

A person born lucky, such as to a wealthy family.
Used in the popular 1969 Creedence Clearwater Revival "Fortunate Son"
Wow, that guy is such a fortunate son
fortunate son by Cdogbox February 5, 2014

Fortunate Son

The song that plays in basically every Vietnam War movie.
When I was fighting in the forest, I heard the sounds of Fortunate Son playing in the background
Fortunate Son by trhrj4tj June 8, 2018

Fortunate Son

The song my Grandpa hates to hear especially when there is a helicopter nearby
Me: Oh, Fortunate Son just came on!

Grandpa: AHHHHHHHHH

fortunate son

The classic vietnam war song, Played in every vietnam war era movie, Its considered to be overused and theres many more good vietnam era songs, But you can't deny that fortunate motherfucking son is a classic
(2 people watching a movie)

person 1: Damn I love this movie

person 2: Yeah me too

(fortunate son starts playing)

person 1: Goddamn it, They overuse that fucking song

person 2: Yeah they do, But its still good
fortunate son by AssDestroyer69420 February 17, 2022

Fortunate Ben

A Fortunate Ben is a person that's in a group of 3 or more, and , they're the only one with a diferent letter at the start of their name.
Me:"So basically, your group's made of :
You, AKA Liza, Leon, Larry, Luna and a Fortunate Ben?"
Girl3:" My name is Melodie, not Ben! Nor Fortunate Ben!"
Me:"Calm down. Im just saying, you're lucky to be the only one with a name that doesn't start with the letter 'L' ."
Fortunate Ben by Marco- August 29, 2020

Fortunate Sonning 

When receiving fellatio, the recipient spreads the legs of the giver and partially lifts them in order to spin them around in a manner similar to a helicopter's blades.
John: "How did you break your nose?"
Fred: "I fucked up while trying Fortunate Sonning with my girlfriend."
John: "Yikes."
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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