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scabbard 

Codey is going to sink his shank into Brooke's Scabbard
scabbard by Ryan November 7, 2003

wang scabbard

a place for storing one's wang in between battles.
Your mom is a total wang scabbard.
wang scabbard by Vulva Hammer April 12, 2010

rusty scabbard 

rust-y scab-bard / |ˈrəstēˈskabərd|
noun

1. a metal sheath for the blade of a sword or dagger that has acquired a reddish- or yellowish-brown flaky coating of iron oxide.

ORIGIN (rusty): Old English rūst, of Germanic origin; related to Dutch roest, German Rost, also to red.
ORIGIN (scabbard): Middle English, from Anglo-Norman French escalberc, from a Germanic compound of words meaning ‘cut’ and ‘protect.'

2. a vagina well-worn by disease or vigorous use, often showing signs of neglect or infection, and betraying a lack of self-respect and surfeit of desperation. The condition usually stems from repeated or prolonged exposure to open air and moisture.

NOTE : The female possessing such anatomy may be said to "have/tote/wield/harness/carry a rusty scabbard."

ORIGIN: Latin, from the literal translation of 'vagina, -ae," meaning scabbard as for a sword. In recent years, the term has come to encompass any concave repository for a pointed or phallic object. 'Rusty' makes reference to the deterioration of objects when left vulnerable to the ravages of time and the elements.
1. After a long battle in the rain, Sir Harold Hartson put his poignard in his trusty but rusty scabbard.

2. "You can tell her I think she has a rusty scabbard! It's quite evident when she sleeps with drunk males - while sober herself! - and lacks the self respect to look elsewhere," I ejaculated, as I sipped a cup of tea.
rusty scabbard by Lewis Carroll December 21, 2008

Dildo Scabbard

A sheath for the shaft of a long dildo, typically made of leather or metal.
With a steely gaze, Steph returned her giant toy to its dildo scabbard for safe keeping.
Dildo Scabbard by kuhlschool February 6, 2018

flesh scabbard 

a flesh scabbard is a person usually a female that has a body count of at least ten and wears revealing clothes every where she goes.

This insult is usually said by that one nerdy friend that fences and is into medieval times.
“YOUR MOTHER IS A FLESH SCABBARD!!!”
flesh scabbard by ur moms a hoee November 14, 2019

skin scabbard 

A place to hang up your penis. Also, a woman’s vagina
I placed my skin dagger inside her tight skin scabbard.
skin scabbard by Dominant Disciple October 20, 2019
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