A peddle-pub for weed except unlike peddle-pubs, a cannibus never moves. The people are too stoned to peddle.
It doesn't matter if the tires are flat on the cannibus. It's not going anywhere.
A sheath for the shaft of a long dildo, typically made of leather or metal.
With a steely gaze, Steph returned her giant toy to its dildo scabbard for safe keeping.
A selfie movie (as opposed to a selfie photo).
The vacuous teen apparently died while she was taking an awesome smovie on the lip of the Grand Canyon
#darwin award #destiny #pleasebeakardasian
That moment when you feel an urge to do something you aren't supposed to do.
That kid over there just sassed me and I want to slap his head. I feel the tickle. I can't help it.
A surprisingly delectable variation on the classic quesadilla in which creme cheese is substituted for cheddar.
Dude, we should totally work our way into some Tacopremes tonight after the party.
A form of office defined by a series of national embarrassments and brought about by a unstable manboy who understands dumb people a bit too intimately.
Only a stable genius
would define a consensual presidency as one where he lost the popular vote by a landslide and has one of the lowest approval ratings in American history.
A combination of procrastination and vacillation, PROVACILLATE is to postpone a moment of indecisiveness.
I don't mean to provacillate, but I need to wait a while before I waver between these two choices.