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Sazzlebags 

Generally a stunning blonde with brains that models and runs an internet clothes company

Usually accompanied by another stunner who can be termed as a Kellypops

Often found in the the North West of the territory and likes to use topless vehicles as their mode of transport.

Can often be found at spiritual home of Anfield !!
Hey guys there is our Sazzlebags !!
Sazzlebags by scooby dog !! April 14, 2010
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saddlebags

Sheesh! I have seen this phrase misused a few times now (even in Roger Mellie's Profanisaurus!). Let me clear things up:
Saddlebags is a word to describe the bulging areas of fat on the upper outer thighs of ladies, in a way that resembles saddle bags being carries on a horse.
The expression was used in Ace Ventura: Pet Detective. I can't remember exactly how though. It was something along the lines of:
Melissa Robinson claims she isn't fat. Ace says something along the lines of "yeh, whatever you say, saddlebags!"
saddlebags by Bill-Car April 17, 2006

Saddlebags

Refers to excess fat on human thighs -onside area.
Saddlebags can be, and often are removed with liposuction.
Saddlebags by talk2me-JCH2 July 25, 2022

John Wayne's hairy saddlebags 

1.Scrots, usually, but also pissflaps

2. 1. Testicles; those spherical spunk factories on the Scrots Road Industrial Estate. n. Courage; guts. As in "I like him. He's got balls". 3. exclam. Denial. As in "Has he balls got balls!" 4. n. Rubbish; nonsense. As in "Balls! Of course he's got balls". 5. n. Round things you play football with.
My john Wayne's hairy saddlebags are itching...i think i may have the crabs

San Fransisco Saddlebags 

The act of straddling someone's penis with your testicals.
Garen watched in amusement as Adam gave Mike "San Fransisco Saddlebags"

soggy saddlebags

labia majora displaying a particularly high moisture reading
when ferreting twixt her legs, he was pleasantly surprised to discover well stimulated soggy saddlebags
soggy saddlebags by The Bard January 3, 2007

saddlebags

Large, pendulous labia.
That chick had pissflaps like saddlebags.
saddlebags by Ron R. May 29, 2003