Straddling
"Her dad walked into the living room as she was practically straddling me, I thought I was going to be murdered!"
Straddling by Mike Watling (New College) March 13, 2009
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straddling
To be in a very intimate position with a love interest or sexual partner. Otherwise defined as obsessive PDA and doesn't belong in no damn environments, thank you very much.
Guy1: OMG, my girlfriend was totally straddling that prick, Josh!
Guy2: Did you get pictures?
Guy1: ...
Guy2: Did you get pictures?
Guy1: ...
straddling by the_realistic_numbers112 July 11, 2011
straddling the dredgepipe
When a woman mounts a massively THICK large cock or dildo and has her legs spread as far as she can, her pussy spread to its maximum width. Such an act is usually accompanied by seriously loud undulating moans from either pain or pleasure or both.
Tim: Christ, look at the size of that thing! How the hell can she take it all?
Chuck: Pff, chicks like that slut are used to straddling the dredgepipe. She could probably fit a 2 liter bottle up that crack.
Chuck: Pff, chicks like that slut are used to straddling the dredgepipe. She could probably fit a 2 liter bottle up that crack.
straddling the dredgepipe by threeinchfrog August 3, 2010
straddling the fence to the spirit world
is an expression used for when you get so fucked up on
kryptonite that you almost push your soul into the spirit
world.
kryptonite that you almost push your soul into the spirit
world.
that dank we smoked at dangus' sketch pad got me so
fucktarded that i was straddling the fence to the spirit world.
fucktarded that i was straddling the fence to the spirit world.
straddling the fence to the spirit world by Mickey Darling August 3, 2009
straddling the fence
an expression used to describe the state someone is in mentally before they die or how intoxicated they are.
damn look at grandma, she must be straddling the fence between life and death right now.
yeah she's really old.
we got so messed up last night John was straddling the fence between consciousness and unconsciousness.
yeah she's really old.
we got so messed up last night John was straddling the fence between consciousness and unconsciousness.
straddling the fence by Mickey Darling August 3, 2009
straddling raptor
Greg told me that after Nick tickled Jim, he receive the straddling raptor and pretty much sucked the fart out of his ass
straddling raptor by ducksaucewompa1 October 28, 2009
Martha straddling
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