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sampynis 

(noun) a really retarded person who acts like a dick or penis often used by Taiwanese students to mock others.
It started in an international school when a student called Sampson Tsai showed his dick in class and started dancing .
(Verb) sampyniscate
(adverb) sampynisly
Damn Jack you are such a sampynis for eating 5 apples .
Tom just sampyniscated in class.
Bob looked at me sampynisly with his dick out.
sampynis by JHSADJGKHSDJGKHSAKJ September 28, 2017
Related Words
Saypy Sappy Saydy sayposa Sayyam sayyid Sampy sayyami sayyida Sayyora

sappy putting 

Very poor putting, when you can't make a putt from beyond 5 feet. Named after Ernie Els, for his SAP hat, and his poor putting.
Tom Watson's sappy putting cost him the 2009 Open Championship.
sappy putting by Sajak August 10, 2012

Sappy Fappy

A sappy fappy is a very sad fap in which a penis-owning person goes to jerk it but then proceeds to cry immediately afterwards because they feel shame from God (( or they just lost their partner and are sad they had to do that themselves )).

The King of the sappy fappy is Ben Harmon from AHS: Murder House who often cries after masturbating, thinking about his broken family.
Guy 1: Yeah man my girl just dumped me and now I don't know what I'm gonna do.

Guy 2: Bro, just go have a sappy fappy and cry it out.
Sappy Fappy by gerardwayluver November 11, 2022
A perfect choice for all kind of girls.
Little shy but sweet.Has got the sexiest smile.Lots of his friends care for him a lot.Loved by most for wonderful nature.
Can attract anyone
Sayyam has got an amiable nature.
Sayyam by Zubier September 1, 2018
A spoken mistake; like a typo but spoken aloud. Occurs when you are speaking and you mess up a word/make a mistake.
Person 1: "I chike locolate!"
Person 2: "Don't you mean, 'I like chocolate?'"
Person 1 "Lol, yeah. What a saypo!"

Example 2:

Person 1: "Hey, did you know that Justin Bieber is cooler than Chuck Norris"
Person 2: "What?"
Person 1: "Oops, that was a saypo! I meant Justin Bieber could never be as cool as Chuck Norris."
saypo by lion_king_pumba May 18, 2011
to be romantic in a foolish or exaggerated way; to describe a relationship full of sap
Emma and Jordan's relationship is sooooo sappy
sappy by notabyy February 24, 2015