Sawyer’d

(V) A term used to express anything good or bad happening to ones self.

I just sawyer’d myself at lunch.

My wife let me Sawyer her earlier and we were both disappointed.

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Tom Sawyer'd [tom sawyer]

To be tricked or deceived into performing a laborious or unpleasant task vie reverse psychology.

steve: damn it John Tom Sawyer'd tom sawyer me into helping him clean

tom sawyer: haha

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A bedazzled Strap-on that Spitz uses daily on Josh Sawyer. It's got a quaff of hair.

Did you see him using that "Josh Sawyer Destroyer", it totally destroyed his rectum.

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Sawyer draws only conventionally attractive women in all his drawings. He is a terrible person.

I wish I could stop Sawyer Drawing Women

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When you're out of options so you shit on the floor to establish an unshakeable dominance.

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Rickyism for "Tom Sawyer", a popular song from the band Rush.

Ricky: "Aye, play 'I Like To Rock'."

Alex Lifeson: "That's April Wine."

Ricky: "Well, play that Diane Sawyer song, or fuckin' play somethin'."

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American television journalist for ABC and co-anchor of Good Morning America

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