Sawyer’d 

(V) A term used to express anything good or bad happening to ones self.

I just sawyer’d myself at lunch.

My wife let me Sawyer her earlier and we were both disappointed.

Sawyer’d by Urbanchoices July 17, 2019

Tom Sawyer'd [tom sawyer] 

To be tricked or deceived into performing a laborious or unpleasant task vie reverse psychology.

steve: damn it John Tom Sawyer'd tom sawyer me into helping him clean

tom sawyer: haha

Tom Sawyer'd [tom sawyer] by pi3r8 October 23, 2008

Josh Sawyer Destroyer 

A bedazzled Strap-on that Spitz uses daily on Josh Sawyer. It's got a quaff of hair.

Did you see him using that "Josh Sawyer Destroyer", it totally destroyed his rectum.

Josh Sawyer Destroyer by Josh Sawyer's Destroyer December 14, 2012

Sawyer Drawing Women 

Sawyer draws only conventionally attractive women in all his drawings. He is a terrible person.

I wish I could stop Sawyer Drawing Women

Sawyer Drawing Women by wildbub November 25, 2022

Dirty Sawyer

When you're out of options so you shit on the floor to establish an unshakeable dominance.

I smell a Dirty Sawyer

Dirty Sawyer by cakecicle April 1, 2020

Diane Sawyer 

Rickyism for "Tom Sawyer", a popular song from the band Rush.

Ricky: "Aye, play 'I Like To Rock'."

Alex Lifeson: "That's April Wine."

Ricky: "Well, play that Diane Sawyer song, or fuckin' play somethin'."

Diane Sawyer by XDavid PolicastroX March 9, 2009

Diane Sawyer 

American television journalist for ABC and co-anchor of Good Morning America

"Diane Sawyer has AIDS."

Diane Sawyer by XDavid PolicastroX March 9, 2009