Sauted

To be so inebriated that you can't remember who you are or what is going on.

"Dude I was sauted at Ryan's last night. He said I tried to cook a mirror.

Sauted by Goob Steary August 1, 2017

Sautéd 

When you are forced to wear the same pair of underwear multiple days, and they become soiled.

Bob didn’t bring enough clothes on his trip and sautéd his underwear.

Sautéd by anonymous July 19, 2021

Salted Fish Community Services 

The best organisation to ever exist!
Titled SFCS for short.
People who don't believe in its supremacy should cease to exist.

Person 1: Do you believe in Salted Fish Community Services supremacy?
Person 2: Yes
Person 3: No

Person 2 was awarded with $649873463728856472489657623746984375689 and Person 3 was never to be seen again...

Salted Fish Community Services by a potato on the internet ._. November 16, 2021

ham sauced 

To be completely hammered drunk.

Man, we got so ham sauced after all those Jager Bombs downtown we were so college.

ham sauced by AMeyers December 20, 2007

Lightly Salted 

To be upset, agitated, or bitter towards someone or something. Like being salty but only a little bit.

"YOU MAD BRO!?!?"

"Alright I'm not gonna lie I'm lightly salted right now."

Lightly Salted by Kashmando August 11, 2014

Pito Saute Aukilagi 

Samoan for "Born in South Auckland". It is a phrase said by the New Zealand/Samoan rapper Savage in the song Not Many - The Remix!! by Scribe featuring Savage & Con Psy

Pito Saute Aukilagi! It ain't good, it ain't good, it ain't good 'coz you'll get jumped in my hood.

Pito Saute Aukilagi by azthetikk June 14, 2008

sauteed 

Being so high that you're above the influence.
Being higher than God.
Being MORE than baked.

Man 1- "Dude, I'm so fucking high right now."

Man 2- "You're not high. You're not baked. You're not keyed. You're not fucked up. You're fucking sauteed."

sauteed by Capeeetan Crunch March 4, 2009