sauteed 

Being so high that you're above the influence.
Being higher than God.
Being MORE than baked.

Man 1- "Dude, I'm so fucking high right now."

Man 2- "You're not high. You're not baked. You're not keyed. You're not fucked up. You're fucking sauteed."

sauteed by Capeeetan Crunch March 4, 2009

sauteed 

to be sauced (drunk) and fried (high) at the same time... hence saute

man.. i got nicely sauteed last night... not too drunk, not too high...just right....

sauteed by mr happy February 25, 2004

sauteed 

insulted
dreived form the french cooks of king henry VIII who had the sevents bow to the food to be sauteed was to have your cooking ability queshtioned a pore cook could be beheaded.

oh man you just got sauteed!!!!

sauteed by skrue you dude January 18, 2004

sautéed 

to get beyond sauced, crossfaded, or just generally fucked up on weed and/or booze

Dude I got so sautéed after two doobies to the face.

sautéed by jb_stack February 21, 2017

Sautéed 

To be insulted with such gracefulness and/or expertise that one begins to sweat immensely while others nearby cannot help but applaud.

Man 1 : You, sir, are a feeble-minded Neanderthal.
Man 2 : *absolutely perplexed, unsure what to do*
Man 3 : Quite sautéed.

Sautéed by Famboy June 26, 2015

sautéed 

when you get so drunk that you don't remember what you did; blackout drunk

"hey bertha i'm bouta get sautéed tonight!"

sautéed by mackeroniee October 1, 2017

Sautéed 

Being extremely baked

Yea dude we got sautéed last night

Sautéed by Vandooocooked February 24, 2017