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Being so high that you're above the influence.
Being higher than God.
Being MORE than baked.
Man 1- "Dude, I'm so fucking high right now."

Man 2- "You're not high. You're not baked. You're not keyed. You're not fucked up. You're fucking sauteed."
by Capeeetan Crunch March 04, 2009
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to get beyond sauced, crossfaded, or just generally fucked up on weed and/or booze
Dude I got so sautéed after two doobies to the face.
by jb_stack February 21, 2017
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To be insulted with such gracefulness and/or expertise that one begins to sweat immensely while others nearby cannot help but applaud.
Man 1 : You, sir, are a feeble-minded Neanderthal.
Man 2 : *absolutely perplexed, unsure what to do*
Man 3 : Quite sautéed.
by Famboy June 26, 2015
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to be sauced (drunk) and fried (high) at the same time... hence saute
man.. i got nicely sauteed last night... not too drunk, not too high...just right....
by mr happy February 25, 2004
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insulted
dreived form the french cooks of king henry VIII who had the sevents bow to the food to be sauteed was to have your cooking ability queshtioned a pore cook could be beheaded.
oh man you just got sauteed!!!!
by skrue you dude January 18, 2004
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The feeling of a buzzed drunk off of alcohol.
Matt: Yooo dawg you look hammered

John: Nah i’m just kinda sautéed right now
by Boozehound6969 June 21, 2018
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