To squeeze one's body unattractively. Usually used when females refer to their terrible options for swimwear.
I need new swim bottoms, but everything I've tried on is sausagizing me!
I finally found a new swimsuit that doesn't sausagize my legs! --said no girl ever.
I finally found a new swimsuit that doesn't sausagize my legs! --said no girl ever.
by meagano4887 September 14, 2013
When you're drunk off your ass and on the cusp of alcohol poisoning but you're still functioning correctly and having a great ass time.
Dude, my ass was so sausaged last night! I drank 3 four locos, almost fuckin died but I was still lit, danced to gasolina 8 times.
by Meh123 June 11, 2017
When you eat too many sausages. Side effects may include having a severe chest cough and croaky voice.
by read_words_kids March 27, 2021
1.) Lacking of anything, material or otherwise.
2.) A taunting or jesting phrase, usually said when denying someone of a privalage after allowing them (either intentionally or unintentinally) to get their hopes up.
2.) A taunting or jesting phrase, usually said when denying someone of a privalage after allowing them (either intentionally or unintentinally) to get their hopes up.
1.)"Hey Ted, do you have the rent today?"
"No sausage."
2.) "I was playin halo, and I raped this guy. Then he came back, and he thought he was gonna get me, but I was like 'No sausage' and I raped him again."
"No sausage."
2.) "I was playin halo, and I raped this guy. Then he came back, and he thought he was gonna get me, but I was like 'No sausage' and I raped him again."
by Davada Niviob February 22, 2009
by Matomat January 27, 2019
To repeatedly slap a sausage on a persons face when they are sleeping in order to confuse them into thinking it is a penis.
by RemiKurtJoelNickBillJohnErrol August 9, 2006