Sausagised 

1: when under the influence of most downer drugs your eyes become sunken and makes your eyes look they have sausages above and below them. eyelid bags.

2: to be too high as if you've been shot with a high lazer to make you think you're a sausage

1: "oh man my eyes look like their surrounded by a buncha sausages"

2: "man i'm too Sausagised to go to work right now"

Sausagised by Heroin Joe February 17, 2009

Sausaged

When you're drunk off your ass and on the cusp of alcohol poisoning but you're still functioning correctly and having a great ass time.

Dude, my ass was so sausaged last night! I drank 3 four locos, almost fuckin died but I was still lit, danced to gasolina 8 times.

Sausaged by Meh123 June 11, 2017

sausaged

To repeatedly slap a sausage on a persons face when they are sleeping in order to confuse them into thinking it is a penis.

Dude i took a picture of you gettin sausaged last night.

sausaged by RemiKurtJoelNickBillJohnErrol August 8, 2006

Adequately sausaged

Simply put, it's when someone has had a satisfying sexual experience,

'Hey Ben, how was your night with that girl?'
'She was adequately sausaged , mate! she was adequately sausaged indeed! *insert fist bump .. or high five ... or a similar celebratory action*

Adequately sausaged by M3gnificent November 8, 2017

Sausaged

Unwantingly getting a male waiter in a restaurant, especially if there are attractive female wait staff working. Typically used by males.

Dude, I was stoked about the hot hostess who sat us down but then we got totally sausaged when they gave us a mail waiter!

Sausaged by msong November 11, 2010

Sausagize 

To squeeze one's body unattractively. Usually used when females refer to their terrible options for swimwear.

I need new swim bottoms, but everything I've tried on is sausagizing me!

I finally found a new swimsuit that doesn't sausagize my legs! --said no girl ever.

Sausagize by meagano4887 September 14, 2013

Sausaged

The act of having squeezed one's self into excessively tight clothing to the point where one cannot move and the buttons are screaming for mercy often resulting in an unflattering look.

She sausaged herself into the jeans she wore in high school resulting in a muffin top!

Sausaged by Leftie Luci September 15, 2009