Skip to main content
Urban Dictionary Merch
Your favorite words on things you can wear, drink from, read, or give to a friend.
The Urban Dictionary Store sells gifts you’ll have to explain.

matriarchy 

The longest-running joke in human history.
"Hey dude, did you hear about the matriarchy supporters?"
"HAHAHAHAHAHAH"
matriarchy by swag69696969 November 11, 2013

fatriarchy 

Fat males.
Fat lads.
Fat male supremacy.
Fatscist.
BIGot.
Fat male bigots.
Big idiots.
Big male idiots.
- ‘How to have sex with the Fatriarchy’ - see informative article written by Gina Tonic, published on 5th January 2023 on Vice . com

- “if you haven’t fucked with a member of the Fatriarchy before, it might feel intimidating to consider bonking through the bulk”

- When fucking the Fatriarchy, it’s important to leave all assumptions about their bodies and abilities at the door – more fool you if you miss out on the deepest dicking of your life. Jay adds, “and you might find it even more comfortable to slam against thanks to the cushioning.”

- Going from shagging skinny men to fucking the Fatriarchy (a fat lad) is like choosing to have a bit of all the meat at the carvery, rather than just sticking to your usual beef or turkey. Who knows what you’re missing out on?

- You may have heard the misconception that members of the Fatriarchy have small dicks. As a lady who’s encountered many fat men’s dicks, I’m here to tell you that just isn’t true. Sexual health educator and fat lad Jay explains that this isn’t just a fatphobic joke, but a simple matter of body mass. Additional fat in a man’s mons pubis can make his dick appear smaller, so you need to embrace the ability to be pounded or pound yourself down onto that Fatriarchal dick.

- “stop being such a Fatscist!” (Fat, male and Fascist)

- “BIGots!” (BIG male idiot; or Fat big; male bigot)

- the Fatriarchy consists of members of the patriarchy who are overweight and have a dick.

- see also: Donald Trump & Rush Limbaugh
fatriarchy by NotSafeForWoke January 14, 2023

matriarch 

1. The oldest woman in a family (a grandmother or great-grandmother) who thus has the most seniority.

2. The head of a family in a matrilineal society

3. The ruler in a matriarchy.
The matriarch looked proudly over her great progeny, from her eldest daughter to her newest heir, her month-old great-granddaughter.
matriarch by Lorelili October 19, 2010

Atriarch 

Atriarch is a being who controls multiple families, an Atriarch is a title of control over both a families patriarch and/or matriarch. In religion, the Atriarch would be God. In the mob, the Atriarch would be the Godfather.
"The Atriarch told me to kill somebody, what should I do?"

Patriarchy-Blamer 

Someone who blames the patriarchy; a feminist.
"It was great to meet other patriarchy-blamers at the feminist gathering!"

patriarchy 

A concept that inadequate females use to blame their poor performance.
I'm doing badly in my job because of the patriarchy, not because I'm useless at the job.
patriarchy by J_S_ February 13, 2019
More from Urban Dictionary

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026
Next